2005-08-19
This is not my story but I have asked the person that is the owner of this story if I can recount it for her. She has given me permission and now I feel the time is right and I�m in the mood to recount it. So here goes.I�m going to call this person Hazel. I have no idea why it�s the first name that came into my head.
I met Hazel a while ago quite a while ago and we shared stories about all manner of things and we laughed long and hard over this exchange. It was Hazel�s turn she told me how one time she had to go to the hospital because he had developed a pain so deep in her ovaries or in that region somewhere, referred pain is such a bitch. She knew something was wrong but had no idea what exactly it was. She had to get her friend to come and take her to hospital the pain was so intense she could not drive.
Previously not sure of the time frame but lets just about 3 nights prior and I really hope it was not longer than that because it makes my eyes water to think it could have been. Anyway Hazel was very sexually active she had multiple sex partners and she practised safe sex always. She�s really big on that. This one particular night she was playing around on the net and a chat was getting to the point where cyber sex was the next option. (see safe sex) She opted to have phone sex (again safe sex) with the man so she could have the comfort of lying down�. (What a good idea can�t imagine juggling a toy, keypad and climaxing at the same time).
The phone sex got fairly intense very quickly and well you know how it goes Hazel was a wet mess within minutes, she felt satisfied and hung up quickly so she would not have to speak with the person after she got her little fix.
So back at the hospital (as I said HOPING 3 days Later) and she was explaining her pain to the Dr and she said it sounds like an infection. The doctor started talking about foreign bodies perhaps inside her vagina. She thought maybe there could have been an old tampon inside but really she didn�t think so. They decided to take an x-ray and yes there was a foreign body. They couldn�t make out what it actually was but it was cylindrical and embedded deeply. It was about 30 mm wide (no I can�t convert to inches, go freaking metric will you!) and about 60mm long.
The Dr talked about trying to use forceps to get it out giving Hazel the first attempt, if they couldn�t get it out with forceps they would have to cut it out. Hazel did not want that to occur she was very motivated to get the object out with the forceps. They left her to go to the bathroom and try to remove it. She tried several times but could not even come close to getting it. The Dr had the next try.
Standing beside her holding her hand was her girlfriend, (and from all accounts by Hazel, a very sweet innocent young woman that had no idea of what Hazel would get up to at night alone. Her friend was the picture of perfection petite, blonde; beautiful and as Hazel described her �Bloody Gorgeous�.) offering Hazel words of comfort as the Dr dug around with the forceps to remove the object. The Dr pulled the object out looked at it, looked at Hazel and flung the object around in the kidney dish and walked out of the consulting room. The object circled the dish several times and spun until it came to a dead stop. The girlfriend looked at Hazel and said �OH MY GOD YOUR DISGUSTING� and she too walked out of the room.
Hazel ran her eyes over the black 30mm wide, 60mm long foreign object, she let out a loud groan�..then she collapsed into loud laughter. What else could she do? Sitting in that kidney bowl was the lid from an �Impulse� bottle. Yes the one she had used while having phone sex with the man from the net. She didn�t own a BOB and she grabbed the closest thing to her knowing it was kind of the right size but what she didn�t realise in the heat of the moment was that she had inserted it lid first and when she removed it she had no idea she�d left the lid inside.
My first words to her after she told me that was��with disbelief was��YOU DON�T HAVE DILDO?, I�m soooo taking you shopping�
all text is the � of Ms Do